Psalm 127:3

Children are a gift from the Lord; they are a reward from him. (NLT)

January 30, 2009

Science Jokes


Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

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What weapon can you make from the chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron?A: KNiFe.

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What is the difference between a physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician?


If an engineer walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it on the fire and puts it out.


If a physicist walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he takes the bucket of water and pours it eloquently around the fire and lets the fire put itself out.


If a mathematician walks into a room and sees a fire in the middle and a bucket of water in the corner, he convinces himself there is a solution and leaves.

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